I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

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keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

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lorarouge:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

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sowrongitslife:

‘Making Friends with Your Son’s Fans Via the Internet’

A How-To Guide by Mark Merrick

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